Because your childhood hasn't be destroyed enough, there's now a Lego-inspired porn parody.

11 Feb 2019
Chad St. James
Categories: Film + TV, Latest News, Entertainment

Often when I check my inbox, I find myself flooded with a variety of press releases. It's become a daily ritual sorting through the subject titles filing ones to be read later while deleting the others. However today, one really struck my fancy, and I just had to open it.

Barely Lego: The Lego Movie XXX Parody has Arrived.

"Nobody thinks Rammit is special. Even Wildpiehole has her doubts...until she gets a load of his big yellow pants-brick. It is the Penis of Resistance. Now it's up to them to go Fifty Shades of Yellow before it is too late!" the press release reads.

It only took me a matter of seconds before I found myself with that all too familiar WTF expression. With all honesty, I don't even know where to begin with this. Porn parody production house Woodrocket and Porn Hub thought it would be a brilliant idea to make a Lego-inspired porno called The Laygo Movie and it is as crazy as it sounds.

It's everything you'd expect from a Lego-inspired porn parody. From the dialogue to the costumes, it's completely absurd, and I swear the writers must have taken one too many LSD trips to come up with this.

Watch the recently released trailer, and tell me I'm not wrong for thinking this is some seriously whacked shit.

If this is your kind of thing, You can check out The Laygo Movie for free at WoodRocket and Pornhub (on the WoodRocket Channel). And if that's not enough for you, there's an extended version on PornhubPremium.com.

I don't think I can ever look at Lego the same way again.

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